Name: Jeff 'inpheaux' George
Age: 26
Birthdate: 22 DEC 1983
Location: Tampa, Florida.

Education: 2008 graduate of the University of South Florida, with a BS in Computer Information Systems from the College of Computer Science and Engineering.
2001 graduate of the IB Programme.
Occupation: I've been doing professional web design for about a decade as Skifyre Design. I also handle website stuff, PR, copy editing, documentation, and support as Product Evangelist for the Open Source project SABnzbd+.
Online Since: 1990. I remember the dark ages of DOS AOL and when I first got a copy of NCSA Mosaic mailed to me on disk. I have been using the handle 'inpheaux' for over a decade.

Listening To: mc chris' remix album Apple Tummy.
Reading: Neal Stephenson's Quicksilver, for the second time.
Playing: Dragon Age Origins [PC], Plants v. Zombies [PC], Left 4 Dead 2 [PC]
Watching: Way too much.
Anticipating: Employment, Debt Reduction, New Eyes.

Polychoron, All-Purpose Windows Box
Build Date: 03 MAR 2007
OS: Windows 7 Professional (x64)
Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo E6400 @ 2.13 Ghz
Ram: 6Gb Corsair XMS2 DDR2 800
Motherboard: ASUS P5B
Video: EVGA Geforce 260GTX PCI-e
Monitor 1: Acer X223 23" Widescreen LCD monitor
Monitor 2: Mitsubishi WD60737 60" DLP TV (Connected over HDMI)
HD 1: Seagate 7200.10 SATA 160Gb
HD 2: Seagate 7200.10 SATA 500Gb
HD 3: Western Digital 1Tb Optical: Like my 40th piece of crap no-name dvd burner
Primary Sound: Some manner of onboard hd thing
Case: Antec Sonata II
Others: Logitech MX 620 (in clicky mode goddamnit), [my fifth] Microsoft Natural Keyboard, and a set of Grado SR-60 headphones

eb0, Way Overpowered Linux Router, Dev Box and Filestore [picture]
Build date: 16 MAY 2009
OS: Debian GNU/Linux 5.0 (Lenny) [x64]
Processor: Intel Atom 330
Ram: 2Gb Kingston PC5300 DDR2
Motherboard: Jetway NC92-330-LF
sda: Seagate 7200.11 SATA 500Gb
eth0-3: Onboard GigE

Haruko, Tiny Little Widescreen Laptop [picture]
Purchased: 14 JUL 2005
Make/Model: Dell Inspiron 700m
OS: Ubuntu Linux 8.10 (Intrepid)
Processor: Intel Pentium-M 725 1.6Ghz
Ram: 1Gb 333mhz ddr
HD: 40Gb
Battery: Super huge extra capacity