mc chris ownz
i'm about to go
to an mc chris show
because he's on tour
in the meantime,
i'm going to continue
to memorize all of his rhymes [04.07.05@16:48]
<mc chris> HESH IS DEAD. do you hear me? dead. except for tonight, when he is LIVE ON STAGE. HESH DEMANDS YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION. GET HERE SO I CAN HIT YOU WITH A PIPE. [04.07.05@23:09]
i do my best to stay on task here at work. seriously, i do. but sometimes i get exhausted from staring at the same scripts for hours on end and briefly lose consciousness. usually no one notices, because i'm in here by myself most of the time, and have my back to the door, and have a nice high-back chair.
today was different. while working on standardizing a shipping script, i passed out. i was awoken by my boss waving his hands infront of my face. luckily, the resultant conversation went well. "hay jeff sorry to wake you up. here's a finished version of all that stuff you delivered earlier. o by the way you're doing a great job so we're giving you a 10% raise, k."
go me. i also found that the last volume of the planetes manga was available at borders today! hooray planetes! hooray manga!
on my only down-note today, several of the nice people who work at boston market acknolwedged that i existed today and that yes, i come in once a week. i'm sorry, i work just down the street, and your food is good. but now that you have recognized me, remembered what i order, and tried to have a conversation with me while i am waiting for my food, i will have to stay away from your fine establishment for a month or so. i must, before you rename the side-item meal (with mashed potatoes, corn, and macaroni & cheese) the 'jeff special'. i won't stand for that. [04.13.05@14:09]
maybe it's because i don't use it often enough, but . . idunno, next day air is just magical. there's something spooky-but-neat about being able to order something from the INTERNET and have it on my doorstep within 20 hours.
i'd also like to take this moment to express my displeasure with these dark chocolate m&m commercials with vader choking the red m&m. what, precisely, is he choking? is this implying that anthropomorphic m&m's have tracheas to crush? are the tracheas made of chocolate too? furthermore, why doesn't the shell crack? these are important questions which really need to be addressed. [04.26.05@23:58]