as i said, no one's making me do any of this. hell, most people have forgotten i was planning any of them. as we know, jeff has about as much motivation as a handfull of pebbles, so the only thing that could make these magically pop into existance would be me getting incredibly fuggen bored. unfortunately, it looks like that might happen soon. in any account, even though its a bulleted list which indicates no order or grouping, they're really in order that they'll probably be done. but i might be wrong. [11.13.01@07:52]

welcome to another colourchange. same broken site. brand new colours. ENJOY!

also: in the next few hours i'm going to be implementing one or two of the things i bitched about below. CAN YOU GUESS WHICH? i guess you'll just have to stay tuned. [11.19.01@03:37]

thats it. i have decided it. it is official. taoc the wodner dough is chris brown after a time travel experience gone horribly wrong. i think it works a little something like this:

unknown time in the early 21st century: future jeff [thats me, but later] some how acquires a time machine. i decide to do some time traveling.
some time in late 2000: future jeff goes back to, well, the future.
late 1999: future jeff tracks me down into an attempt to alter the future. we'll see how this pans out later.
early 1999: future jeff takes up residence in austrailia, for reasons i won't understand for awhile.
1997: future jeff drops chris brown off in another state after weird things happen. chris takes up the name taco the wonder dog and even stranger things ensue.
1996: future jeff picks up chris brown. strange things happen. possible trip to the future.

or some shit like that. i'm not really sure. all i know is after listening to this radio interview, i have decided that taco is a computer-literate chris before he started doing drugs. it is the only logical explanation. ps: can you tell i've been up for over 24 hrs? time for breakfast. [11.21.01@07:05]

i had a large entry planned here. almost all written up. it was filled with e/n drivel, and i probably would have deleted it anyways. overall, the point i was getting to was that my birthday is less than a month away, and i have an amazon.com wishlist here. please remember that because i pay for everything here out of my own pocket, i rarely have surplus cash to spend on myself. [11.26.01@06:14]