huh? wha? oh, hello there.. *yawn* april was stooooopid.. but *hey* i finally got my cdr to like doing audio... this led to the evil cd : volume one - italic toast.. it included wacky stuff.. lots of wacky stuff.. stuff like one of these days, if i only had a brane, loozer, radio free zerg, going out of my head, one, fitter happier, bugs, stoopid mop, etc.. basicly, i went thru my cd collection, picked out all the weird-ass songs, and threw them on a cd, since i owed fielle a b-day present ... anyways.. so i finished that up..
now, to move on to bigger things.. namely, volume two.. volume two will have significant problems.. first off, i plan to stick another 13 evil tracks, and then include things like wav's i got when k'vn was over here, assorted monty python wav's, tracks from space ghost, wav's of brak explaining to us what he'd be like if he was on coffee.. interesting things like that... anyways, i need to check out now.. more disturbing stuff tomorr- er, later today.. [05.01.99@23:36]
what the hell?! how can fox get away with this crap!? who are they to deem whats funny!? seriously, i cant stand the crap they put out on the screen.. today for instance, i turn on the television, and see that world's funniest on tv.. they had a video of someone getting hit by a fukking car.. a fukking car! a car! how is this funny!? the person got hit by a car, got thrown 20 some feet, and then everyone started laughing?! insane, i tell you, insane...
then there was a thing about their funniest clip of the night.. there was this deer, see... and the deer was standing around next to some plastik deer lawn ornaments.. amd the reel deer was a bit, erm, 'excited'... and well, he decided to have fun with the plastik deeer.. it had problems.. come on.. this is the kind of crap i'd expect to see on public access... and im not even going to start about family guy...
argh.. anyways, at least tomorrow i get new toyzzz to play with... yeah, tomorrow all the episode one stuff comes out, and my connections plan on being at wal+mart from 11:45 till whenever... just to buy inphy and k'vn(s) lightsabres... muahahaha... oh well, i got junk to do.. [05.02.99@19:34]
this is just screwey... just got out of another game of starcraft with sebastian.. i think i can sum the entire game up with one screenshot.. that should be all i need... needless to say, it was sad.. it was 12 carriers, a few scouts, a few corsairs, four reavers, and about 12 archons, vs a few hydralisks, maybe three lurkers, and maybe 6 zerglings ... it was a massacre.. the poor zerglings lasted maybe 30 seconds...anyways, more stuff up here tomorrow.. i may get bored and do something drastic.. [05.03.99@20:09]
i think im doing pretty good with episode one spoilers... i've stayed away from most of it.. ever since people started leaking on a.f.s, my killfile has been about 10 times its usual size.. i've basicly killfiled all pertaining words i could think of.. as well as killfiling people i know have problems with this kind of stuff... so not much has gotten to me... so far, the only stuff i've seen are the trailers, the 7 [yes, seven] commercials, saw the 60 minutes deal, and have listened to the soundtrack [yet not looked at the cover].. i got some of the toys, but only got 4 of the figures [the ones i already knew about].. i also got the two lightsabres and the blaster, but nothing with too much spoiling material..
im just not quite sure if i'll hold out till the 19th... i mean, i think i'll explode on thursday when i get my ticket from mikel.. i really owe her a ton for that... perhaps i'll giver her the skitchin blaster i got as thanks...
i mean, really.. things are getting really tough around here... with all sorts of stuff on a.f.s, and all sorts of other crap on the news, etc... ugh.. more details as they become evident.. [05.09.99@20:00]
*drool* i've got tickets! tickets!! muahahaahahaha! sure, they say 'episode o' but thats not a problem.. anyways, next week is going to get interesting.. far too much is happening... first off, its the end of the year of hellTM- yes, finally this school year is over... theres only one more day three, one more day one, and two more day twos... i like that.. im also very glad that wednesday is the day one.. cause that means that i can be sedated all day, and then jump right in for the episode one showing... yay!yay!
ah, and so then theres episode one.. it happens on wednesday, and i'm *very* glad that i have tickets.. i currently have everything planned out regarding how we'll be getting tickets, and it does involve wading thru a crowd while armed with my lightsabre... i hope we all remember what happened the last time i had a working electronic lightsabre in a public place...
and then theres the other project i've been working on.. skizzers.org.. basicly, i've convinced a local frosh to give me and fielle a 500 meg webserver with a domain for free.. it's set to launch some time in the middle of next week, so get ready for a change of address [probably end up being either inpheaux.skizzers.org, idw.skizzers.org, or skizzers.org/inpheaux]...
so thats whats happening around here... its also why i havent had much time lately to update stuff.. [05.15.99@14:45]
everything proceeded as i had forseen... last week was the absolute most screwed up week i've ever experienced . basicly, it encompassed everything i expected it to, minus two occurances.. these two were, of course, eclipsed by all the other skrewey stuff that went on.. wednesday alone had problems.. like when we got there, about 20 minutes before episode-o began, there was no one outside. well, there were two there.. mikel and brian, but they were just there to flag everyone else inside... so k'vn and i abandoned the rubix cube [ask fielle or k'vn], and made our way inside.. k'vn decided that he wanted to get some food, so he got in line for that as i started to make my way to the theatre. thats when i noticed that fielle and kristen were already in line for food [then again, i dont think that fielle's cup-of-icetm nor kristen's 173% synthetic popcorn should be considered food]. since fielle had already attained her cup-of-icetm, we abandoned k'vn and kristen, and wandered over to the theatre.
their method of security worried me. i had to show my ticket stub to 73 people before i could actually get in. when fielle and i finally did get into the theatre, we found our way [read: ran like hell] to the previously designated seats [dead centre], and started convincing people that this row was ours, and that if they wanted to sit there, they'd have to answer to fielle with a lightsabre. no one questioned this.
after a few minutes, kristen and k'vn showed up. we did a quick head-count, and noticed that that meant everyone had shown up. so we then sat down, and started making fun of the pre-trailer ads.. they were pretty damn funny too.. they had things like these pepsi ads, where they had a giant-cup-of-pepsitm that was spilling violently into a giant thing of 174% synthetic popcorn and it had wacky ice-covered letters that said "HOT". then there was the nice thing about the crazy mexican and his wacky nachos.. i'll let yisroel explain that one later. then there were all the blatant refrences to drug use.. like they had these other pepsi things where it had that wacky thing that microsoft does, where they make some words really big, and some other words small, and fit them all together in a psychadelic puzzle-type-thing.. but, they kept hilighting the wrong things.. like in one of them, it had DOPE written in like 73 point font. then it had some thing about dream analysis where it had all these trippy pictures and swirly things... and then there was this one aboot doodling things, that i wackyparsed as 'doot' but im not going to talk too much aboot that...
then the movie actually started, and my jaw dropped almost to the floor [cause i'd actually like to have it back].
a while later it ended. i then rolled my jaw back into its normal place, and reached slowly for the bright green lightsabre. eventually, this turned into me and fielle fighting over my lightsabre. this went on for awhile, and eventually some dqqd who works there came by and said 'you guys should stay for the rest of the credits'. so we did.. we informed mikel [et al] of this, and stuck around. we then got the second wacky part of the credits, and made our way out.
to our surprise, the sci-fi channel van was there. they were giving out free stuff. there was also a line. i wasnt quite sure *why* there was a line, considering that just two hours prior, there was a negative line. so i ignored the line. as k'vn, fielle, kristen, mikel, and i were making our collective way over to the sci-fi channel line, lux, jeanne, and others snuck up on us. not quite sure how lux got there, but im not going to ask.
anyways, so we're in line for the sci-fi channel deal. they start handing stuff out, in nice happy package thingies. the packs included all sorts of wacky scifi channel propaganda, like a program guide, some candy of indeterminate origin, a paddleball, some tatoos[i wanted one of a barcode, so i could put it on my forhead, and start worrying people], a fribzeee that folds up , and the most smegging hilarious thing i've read in a long time: the 'sciclopedia'. this thing was so inane.. basicly, it was a 'guide to modern communication', where the sci-fi channel took the liberty to coin some lame-ass buzz words for no apparent reason. i mean, really, these are worse than the things that show up in the jargon section of wired. i dont feel worthy to make fun of this thing, so i'll just post a big-ass-gif of it. one of these days i'll make a site based on the wacky images in it.
anyways, next week is exams. oh boy. i lurvvvvvv exams.. least i only have to put up with one on monday. and its spanish. which means i can probably sleep thru half of it. hrm. hopefully yisroel will be done with wyrd sisters, so i'll have something to dooo during ja. [05.23.99@21:07]
alright, this is gonna be a short one today.. why? well, because not much really happened today.. but at least i did learn some things.. like:
and to close out the month of may, i've uploaded the magicjik eig7a ball... i've been waiting till i had 42 answers untill i posted the first version, just as a matter of principle.. anyways, its over there, filed under stuff. thats basicly all i have to say for now.. but, if things go correctly.. er.. oh yeah, i cant talk aboot that quite yet... but there'll be pictures.. [05.30.99@15:35]
