Dear Valued Customer,

Welcome to our new online catalog featuring your favorite knick-knacks,
doo-dads, and personal beauty care products. We continue to offer you
incredible discounts, savings of up to .42%, and a selection of the most
popular brand names. Take a look for yourself!!! Our pages are filled with
useless junk that only a freak would buy. By reading this paragraph, you’ve
acknowledged your tremendous amount of spare time to sit around the
house and read online catalogs (now doesn’t that make you feel good
about yourself). So order with confidence!!! Call us at 1-800-969-4874, or
send another $20.00 and we’ll send you a free ‘buy-male’ order form.

Sincerely,

Jim Shortz

Bertha DeBleues