sfARainbowTubeTop.zip [Preview]

Nifty. This is a skin for The Sims.
Fragebogen Abizeitung 2.doc [Babelfished]

This is some sort of questioner or survey(or a 'question catalog'!) in German. I wonder if "Well now, here we go!" is a well known English phrase in Germany.
2001 accomplishments for Theresa Croel.doc

One has to wonder if Theresa is accomplishing as much as she could be.
HINTS.DOC

Ah, nothing like shelling out bucks for a nice adventure game and then being told how to win. If you're not going to figure things out yourself, Why not just watch television instead?

CarponTM.doc

Ok, Moving on to the next file...
FirstName.doc

Apperently he discovered database software just in time.
picnic.zip

I was starting to worry! I thought that maybe SirCam had died out!

This one is a single player map for "Delta Force" called 'Operation Picnic'. I don't know how good it is since I don't have the game and the link in the read-me seems to have rotted away.
hitler, stalin, vargas, castro.doc [HTML]

Mr. President? Here's that summary you wanted.

Anouther one from Inpheaux.
DANCER.doc [HTML]

Nice. I think. Is this some of the non-rhyming poetry I don't understand?

Inpheaux received this one.
Lunch count.doc

This is a head-count sheet for some sort of feed. There's columns that they're going to put check marks in with a pen. I wish they'd have at least made the columns line up properly.

The real interesting part of this one is, Why didn't he just do it with a pen?
all_physics.zip

Looks like yet anouther boring school report. This one is in HTML and includes graphics and what-not. Unfortunetly I can't seem to recover the .zip file. I think the mail server truncated it somehow.
Histoire de personnage.doc[html]

Looks like anouther boring school report. I can't even be bothered to babblefish this one.
[Text]

Damned dead-beat dads!

Ping recived this one. He's forgoten original file-name.
f_sniper.zip

Yay! They just keep coming!

I don't know what this one is. It looks like it might be some kind of game add-on. email me if you know any more.
2001_NCAA1.xls

Ooo! This is the first new one I've gotten since I put up this page!

This one looks like a spreadsheet for a complicated betting pool. There are macros in this one but nothing too evil.
Tim's Accountantes Address.doc [HTML] This one is interesting because it was sent to AndyL@Skizzers.org. This is the first SirCam I've gotten to my Skizzers account and they managed to flub the address. Actualy, there's a good chance that's my fault. I probably filled out a web-form somewhere with the wrong email. But I'm going to laugh at whoever this came from because we already know that he's an idiot.
simp2.doc [HTML] Back in my day we did book reports.
Christmas Program Schedule.doc [HTML] I'm glad I Missed it.
ressume 1.doc [HTML] You can't tell from the one I HTMLized but it's indented halfway accross the page with spaces. How did she survive a job as a secratary without learning about the [tab] key?
arwflash.zip These seem to be two new light-sabers for Jedi-Knight.
Assembly May Invoice.doc What kind of electrician puts hearts on his (her?) invoice? More to the point, what kind of electrician would call his company "Heart S Services".
Fredrick Douglass.doc [HTML] Just a boring book report by a 5th(or so) grader. Nothing to see here; Move along.
coding.doc [Text] This is the ToC for a coding manual to a MUD. You can tell it was created by geeks because it includes /*********/ style coments.
Spelling Words.doc [HTML] I needed the practice anyway.
aol_cover.doc [PNG] I wish I'd gotten the entire report and not just the cover page. Or perhaps this is the whole report and the authors prescribe to the theory "If you don't have anything good to say..."
plgrm1p.zip UPDATE : [August 3rd 2002 ]
This is the novel "The Pilgrim's Progress" by by John Bunyan in AportisDoc format.

Thanks to Tom Callaway from Red Hat and everyone else who emailed me for this update.
Could someone tell be what this file is. It's a zip file and inside the zip is ten files named "plgrm1-1.prc" through "plgrm1-a.prc". The only files I know of with the .prc extention are Palm Pilot programs, but these aren't Palm Pilot files. Anyone who knows what these are please email me.
Spiritual awakeningf.doc [HTML] *Yawn*
Jedi Academy.doc [HTML] Look's like someone is practicing their 31337 upper-asci name for cheating at Jedi-Knight!
doc.doc [HTML] *Yawn* Anouther book report. This one even has a boring filename.
puke.zip Oh Boy! Now I can cheat at Jedi-Knight. This lovely file will replace Force-Throw with a power that randomly changes the target's view-angle every tenth of a second. It also changes the victom's physics flags to that of a piece of debre so he just bounces around. Lovely.
Klondike.doc [HTML] There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who toil for gold.
Sanitation.doc [HTML] More people trying to indent with the space bar.
calendariodisney.xls Well, at least this one is somewhat interesting. This is a porno calender with cartoon characters. One image for each month. However, I'd like to point out that the majority of these are not, in fact, Disney characters. Many are Hanna Barbara or Fox. Also, I don't think Velma's tits are that big.